[Oh, oops. Bill can feel Ford's face heating up. He lets go.]
WHOOPS. JUST FRIENDS.
[The arcane rules of Just Friends are a game to Bill with no real emotional meaning - if you ask him, Ford is still his boyfriend and will be until he dies. And Bill does not intend to let him die. He has never particularly needed Ford's input on this matter, although at this point he has at least some idea that he should keep these concepts to himself. If Ford prefers that Bill pretends that Bill is not boyfriending him right now, Bill is going to do that for him.
(Never mind that they've broken up before, and the only difference now is that it wasn't Bill's idea. He is dealing with this by being firmly lodged in denial, which does not respond to logic.)]
IT'S LIKE ME WITHOUT MY TIE! ...I GUESS YOU'VE SEEN ME WITHOUT MY TIE, THOUGH. WHAT ABOUT WITHOUT MY EYELASHES, THAT'D BE WEIRD! ...ALTHOUGH I GUESS I'M STILL THE ONLY BEING OF PURE ENERGY THAT'S A TRIANGLE THAT YOU KNOW.... BUT YOU KEEP YOUR GLASSES ON EVEN WHEN THE - !
[Wait. Bill waves this last sentence away. F r i e n d s]
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Date: 2020-08-11 07:03 pm (UTC)WHOOPS. JUST FRIENDS.
[The arcane rules of Just Friends are a game to Bill with no real emotional meaning - if you ask him, Ford is still his boyfriend and will be until he dies. And Bill does not intend to let him die. He has never particularly needed Ford's input on this matter, although at this point he has at least some idea that he should keep these concepts to himself. If Ford prefers that Bill pretends that Bill is not boyfriending him right now, Bill is going to do that for him.
(Never mind that they've broken up before, and the only difference now is that it wasn't Bill's idea. He is dealing with this by being firmly lodged in denial, which does not respond to logic.)]
IT'S LIKE ME WITHOUT MY TIE! ...I GUESS YOU'VE SEEN ME WITHOUT MY TIE, THOUGH. WHAT ABOUT WITHOUT MY EYELASHES, THAT'D BE WEIRD! ...ALTHOUGH I GUESS I'M STILL THE ONLY BEING OF PURE ENERGY THAT'S A TRIANGLE THAT YOU KNOW.... BUT YOU KEEP YOUR GLASSES ON EVEN WHEN THE - !
[Wait. Bill waves this last sentence away. F r i e n d s]
YOU USUALLY HAVE EM! I'VE SEEN YOU SLEEP IN EM.
[Also with shoes, and a gun.]