[And, of course, when Stan spits out the rinse this time there's a very wet and very upset cricket at the bottom of the bucket, because that was a very deliberate attempt to hide whatever realization he had.]
Ugh, that stuff's gross. Whoever disagrees can go fuck himself with a rake. I could cough up bees over anything! I can't even yell about how wrong he is or I'll just get more bugs!
[He waits, as though he sort of expected bugs for that, but technically it's all true. If he yells about how wrong the Authority is, that's another lie he'd be telling himself, and he would definitely get another bee.]
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Date: 2020-08-05 02:54 am (UTC)Ugh, that stuff's gross. Whoever disagrees can go fuck himself with a rake. I could cough up bees over anything! I can't even yell about how wrong he is or I'll just get more bugs!
[He waits, as though he sort of expected bugs for that, but technically it's all true. If he yells about how wrong the Authority is, that's another lie he'd be telling himself, and he would definitely get another bee.]
HA! TAKE THAT!
[Because whoever it is is definitely watching.]