"Well, that makes things easy," Ford says, smoothing the first page out. "And raises some troubling questions about the state of my own mortality. Probably best not to think about it."
He peers over at the book too, making a face and sticking his tongue out at it.
"Yeah, that doesn't even have chapter indexing. They want you to read the whole damn thing. Hated updating that shit. Anyway, it basically covers everything you need to know about how shit works after you die; hauntings, exorcisms, how to deal with necrophiliacs, psychics, the ghostbusters..."
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"Yeah, if you can. It only opens for the recently deceased so you have to kill something in order for them to open the book for you."
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"I wonder if having died on board the Barge counts," says Ford, reaching for it. He'll give it a try.
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It does count; it would have opened for BJ himself, having died by falling off the ship earlier.
"Holy crap."
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"Yeah, that doesn't even have chapter indexing. They want you to read the whole damn thing. Hated updating that shit. Anyway, it basically covers everything you need to know about how shit works after you die; hauntings, exorcisms, how to deal with necrophiliacs, psychics, the ghostbusters..."
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"I can't wait to really dig into this," says Ford with genuine excitement.
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"Yeah, figured you say that. Anyway, I'mma go crash in front of your tv, all right?"
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