Are you kidding? Stan is definitely the good twin.
[There's something key in Ford's tone when he says this. It's not him being self-deprecating. There's not an undertone of "I'm terrible and ruined everything." Ford's aware of his choices and regrets them, but isn't beating himself up about them, either. This is a joke.]
You're the Ford.
[A beat, as Ford remembers what the mirror Bill was like, and winces.]
...unless we're talking about the blue version, in which case, I really don't want to think about it.
[1 twin, justifying horrible things for goodness on a cosmic scale, and 1 twin full of fast-talk and lies? Oof. Maybe they shouldn't go down that rabbit hole.]
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[There's something key in Ford's tone when he says this. It's not him being self-deprecating. There's not an undertone of "I'm terrible and ruined everything." Ford's aware of his choices and regrets them, but isn't beating himself up about them, either. This is a joke.]
You're the Ford.
[A beat, as Ford remembers what the mirror Bill was like, and winces.]
...unless we're talking about the blue version, in which case, I really don't want to think about it.
[1 twin, justifying horrible things for goodness on a cosmic scale, and 1 twin full of fast-talk and lies? Oof. Maybe they shouldn't go down that rabbit hole.]