Not that it's stopped them from showing me uncomfortable things about myself.
[This is a muttered gripe. Out loud:]
So, we figure out the twist, make sure it's not demotion, and bam! We survive.
[Something strikes him.]
It's going to be that you're actually a family man, isn't it? You'll come off like a hardened criminal, making smoke bombs for inmates, but what'll actually get 'em is when you start warming up to the people on the ship. You'll turn out to be a surprisingly good friend, and it'll be even more compelling because you started out looking so unsavory.
Spam!
[This is a muttered gripe. Out loud:]
So, we figure out the twist, make sure it's not demotion, and bam! We survive.
[Something strikes him.]
It's going to be that you're actually a family man, isn't it? You'll come off like a hardened criminal, making smoke bombs for inmates, but what'll actually get 'em is when you start warming up to the people on the ship. You'll turn out to be a surprisingly good friend, and it'll be even more compelling because you started out looking so unsavory.