beejfu: (what the crap is this)
B to the Double E J F U....jesus, I can't spell ([personal profile] beejfu) wrote in [personal profile] mothmansplaining 2019-11-13 04:24 pm (UTC)

"Because you call me out on my shit, Ford!" Says the exasperated demon, throwing his hands up.

"Because you know this graduation shit and I don't! Hange is great and all but I can walk all over her any day of the week. And I'm probably going to target her for fun. She doesn't know ghostly demons who haunt the nether regions of the universe. I'm gonna need a team of people to help me out of here and I want you as her coach."

Pause.

"That was a lot of truth in that paragraph so I'm going to wrap that up with a joke."

Huff.

"Plus, you're sexy. I dig that."

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