Ford seems like the kind of nerd to enjoy a book. So BJ dug through all his crap in his cabin until he found it;

The Handbook for the Recently Deceased

"My angle is that I want to graduate and get back to being alive. And I was told that making you miserable was the precise opposite way of doing that."

He sets a plate of breakfast food out in front of Ford.

"So here. Peace offering and a present."