It's the Admiral, isn't it!

[It all makes sense. Another immortal omniscient omnipotent being, but one with a benevolent mission, that still enjoys messing with mortals. He even has a misleading cosmic callsign. Of course. Why didn't he see it before?]

Well, that's just great. You two deserve each other! Enjoy your eternity of vaguely answered questions and inaccurate nautical titles.