That's not what Bill would have assumed the other Ford was ashamed about. Frankly, Bill thought the issue would be that he was involved in a fucked-up sexual thing with the ruthless and also very charming incorporeal being that ended their entire world. Are we just not going to talk about that?

"WELL, THEY'RE DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO TAKE IT WELL IF WE KEEP KISSING EACH OTHER."

Just gonna dump that elephant in the room directly into Ford's arms.