tetractys: (EBIIL QEBOB)
◬ ([personal profile] tetractys) wrote in [personal profile] mothmansplaining 2018-04-10 06:06 am (UTC)

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GOOD! WHY WOULD I WANT THAT? PEOPLE ALWAYS DISAPPOINT YOU, FORDSY. YOU JUST WAIT 'TIL THE HONEYMOON PHASE IS OVER. EVEN THOSE KIDS KNOW WHICH TWIN IS THE SPARE. THEY'LL PICK HIM OVER YOU EVERY TIME.

YOU'VE GOT NOTHING. NOT AS SMART AS YOUR RESEARCH PARTNER, NOT AS IMPORTANT AS YOUR BROTHER - YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER RUN-OF-THE-MILL HUMAN SATISFIED TO LEAD A LIFE OF SNIVELING MEDIOCRITY!


[Bill holds up the ring. It can't measure absolute truth, but it stays dark: Bill believes everything he's saying.]

WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU, HUH? WHY WOULD I EVEN WANT TO GET IN YOUR HEAD ANY MORE, WHAT'S IN THERE I WANT? COME ON, I'M ASKING!

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