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[personal profile] tetractys 2018-04-11 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
YEAH. NAIL ON THE HEAD, GENIUS, YOU GOT IT.

[The ring doesn't appreciate sarcasm and lights up.

It takes a very particular crowd to cheer for the destruction of the physical universe and question nothing. Those guys don't have a brain in their heads. The lights are on, but nobody's home.

Bill had known some of them before they'd sworn themselves to the Nightmare Realm. They'd started out interesting enough, ambitious, independent ... somewhere along the way they just flattened out. Stopped being fun to talk to, because he wouldn't hear anything new or fun or challenging - it's like trying to play chess against yourself. They couldn't leave the Nightmare Realm through the dreamscape like Bill could (Bill has never met another being that could access the dreamscape the way he can.) and that kind of isolation...

Oh well. Shit happens. The point is, he's sure all they've talked about while he's been gone is 'what do we do without Bill?' and he couldn't care less what the answer is.

Also, Ford is an idiot and if this conversation keeps going Bill is going to volleyball spike his conciousness into the Scorpion Dimension.]
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[personal profile] tetractys 2018-04-11 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ohhhhh my goooooood.

Bill's hands ball into little fists.]


NO! JUST LET IT GO, PINES. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.

[That 'genius' slipped out under sarcasm but otherwise Bill hasn't used a nickname once.]

YOU'VE BEEN VERY CLEAR ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT HERE, SO STOP LOOKING THIS IN THE MOUTH OR YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE WHAT YOU FIND.

[The ring stays dark throughout.]
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[personal profile] tetractys 2018-04-11 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[listen it can only tell you what bill thinks is true. its not an arbiter of universal answers. give it a break its working very hard under difficult conditions.]

YEAH, YOU KNOW! WHY NOT! JUST KEEP GUESSING, AND DIGGING THIS HOLE DEEPER!
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[personal profile] tetractys 2018-04-11 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
YEAH, UH HUH.

[Lie.]

WE'RE VERY HAPPY, CAN YOU BE DONE? I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW AWKWARD THIS IS.

[Also a lie. Bill's eye narrows to a mean little sliver.]

FINE, I COULD EXPLAIN. BUT I DON'T WANT TO! AND YOU DON'T REALLY CARE. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BEING LIKE THIS ABOUT IT, BUT IT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK!

[All true.]
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[personal profile] tetractys 2018-04-12 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
YOU COMPLAINED WHEN I TOOK IT OFF! YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!

[Ring confirms as true. Ha ha ha. Dumbass.

Ford continues, and Bill flinches, like he's trying to hand him something disgusting. Which, you know. A load of shit generally is.]


JUST - STOP IT. YOU DON'T CARE WHAT I DO OR WHAT I'M UP TO UNLESS IT'S MY PERSONAL LIFE? GET A GRIP.
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[personal profile] tetractys 2018-04-12 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Bill is starting to pitch red with frustration.]

WHY DOES IT MATTER?
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[personal profile] tetractys 2018-04-12 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Technically he can get this by, if he wants to, and throw Ford off the trail permanently. Technically, yes. It is because of things that have happened on the ship.

The first few months he hadn't missed Ford. He'd picked up a new set of people on day one, selected pretty carefully as candidates. Bleeding Heart, Snowflake, Sparky, Gold. Sharp, dangerous in their own way, prone to temper and protectiveness when pushed. He'd put them through their paces and they'd buckled. Quit or backed off or drawn up into performative apathy like playing possum. Snowflake became useful, but Bill's already got a thousand people that are useful and not one of them is he ever going to see as an equal.

Heart was the worst case. He actually outsmarted Bill on a deal. He had fun with it. He played the game. Then Bill got ugly, and he left. Wasn't worth it. That's the reaction he gets nine hundred and ninety nine times out of a thousand. Just not worth it.

There had been Sixers before Ford, people marked by destiny with the same sign. The last guy killed himself when he learned there was no way to stop from being a vessel for Bill even though, y'know, he signed up for this. They usually do. They usually give up as soon as Bill shows his other face and isn't what they were promised. What, you thought a god would be kind? Why? They usually build him temples, and appease, and Bill thinks it's funny but couldn't find it more boring.

Heart wasn't Ford, and the old Sixers weren't Ford, and Q isn't Ford despite best efforts. And Bill has lost Ford three times now (didn't even get to outsmart him in a fair fight) and every time it happens it gets worse to try to turn around and pretend it doesn't matter to Bill either way, because, fuck. Maybe it's a lot harder to find someone that thinks you're worth it than he'd ever imagined, and maybe for the first time Bill wants something he can't replace.]


YEAH, THAT WOULD BE UNBELIEVABLE. KID, CAN YOU HONESTLY SAY IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE TO YOUR LIFE EITHER WAY?

[whoops, he said he wasn't going to use nicknames in this conversation. That just slipped out.]
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[personal profile] tetractys 2018-04-12 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, it turns out being stuck with the same group of people you can't get away from and who remember you and warn each other about you when you're not around makes you think harder about the consequences of your actions.]

I'M NOT GETTING OUT THAT WAY. I MADE A DEAL.

THIS DOESN'T LEAVE THE ROOM, PINES. IF WHITE STAR DOESN'T THINK I'M COMMITTED I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO STOP HIM AGAIN.


[Bill scowls, but the ring confirms. Even the last word there.]
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[personal profile] spoileralert 2018-04-12 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...Both? I'm gonna say both.
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[personal profile] tetractys 2018-04-12 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
NO, STEVE! THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME HE'S TRIED TO BLOW UP THE SHIP, SOMEONE HAS TO BE THERE TO STAB HIM IN THE BACK AT THE LAST MINUTE. WE'RE GETTING OFF-TOPIC!

[True.]

I KNOW WHY THIS MATTERS TO ME ALREADY! WHY DOES IT MATTER TO YOU?
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[personal profile] tetractys 2018-04-12 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU KNOW, I COULD SIT HERE FOR AWHILE WATCHING YOUR GUESSES GET DUMBER AND WORSE, BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN FROM THAT!

[True. It's not funny any more. He's not a stupid shapeshifter to get poked at when it's interesting and put in a cage when it's not.

It's REAL annoying to be four steps ahead of Ford sometimes. This is blatant jealousy, but Bill's not sure if it actually means anything actionable. He has no confidence in his ability to control or predict Ford right now and that means it's a no-go.]


DO WHAT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO DO AND BE DONE.
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[personal profile] tetractys 2018-04-12 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bill starts ...quietly screaming around when Ford immediately follows "i'll leave it alone" with "BUT".

By the time Ford done it's morphed into an aggravated shriek, and Bill is bright red.]


YOU DON'T GET TO SAY I CAN ROT HERE AND THEN TRY TO GIVE ME ADVICE ON A SITUATION YOU WOULDN'T - UNDERSTAND EVEN IF I EXPLAINED IT, BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT! WHEN HAS ANYTHING EVER WORKED LIKE THAT?

[True.]

I CUT THE DEAL! WE'RE DONE! STOP DOING THIS, JUST STOP PRETENDING TO CARE!